Prince Harry, Meghan Markle can’t pull ‘any eyeballs’ that aren’t for royal secrets’

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle’s media empire is ‘cursed’ because people ‘only care about the Windsors

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Royal experts have just weighed in on the ‘curse’ associated with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s media empire.

These claims and admissions have been brought to light by Marina Hyde.

She started the converastion off by saying, “the curse of the Harry and Meghan media empire: so much content, but we only care about the Windsors.”

During the course of her chat Hyde questioned why the couple even chose to title Archetypes as they did and admitted, “The series could easily have been about archery or arch-enemies.”

The Guardian's Ms Hyde also noted, “Of course, if it had been about the couple's arch-enemies—the royal family and the media—it would have done infinitely better.”

“This is because, as predicted at the time of their departure as working royals, it was absolutely clear that Meghan and Harry are one-trick ponies. But don't get me wrong—what a trick it is.”

Before concluding she also bashed the Duchess’ children’s book, The Bench and claimed that they will never make money on anything except for royals because that’s “the sole genre in which Meghan and Harry truly pull in the eyeballs.”