January 20, 2025
Dave Chappelle thinks he knows why he was never invited to Sean Diddy Combs' "freak-off" parties.
In a 17-minute monologue, the Saturday Night Live host took notice of the bombshell allegations and lawsuits against the music mogul.
“I’ve been in trouble in my day but let me tell you, this guy, Puffy… this guy Puffy is in an enormous amount of trouble, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this,” Chappelle began, referring to the federal charges of sex trafficking, racketeering and prostitution against Combs.
“They’ve got this guy in a RICO case by himself,” Chappelle added of the Bad Boy Records founder, who has pleaded not guilty and awaits May trial in jail.
The actor-comedian, 51, then took a dig at Comb's "freak-off" parties, theorising why he never got the invite.
“A lot of my friends asked me, ‘Dave, did you know anything about those ‘freak-off’ parties?’ I’d be like, ‘Nah, man.’ I didn’t know anything about [the] freak-offs.”
Chappelle then quipped he probably wasn’t invited because he’s too “ugly.”
“Can you imagine reading a newspaper and finding out everyone in Hollywood had an orgy behind your back? None of y’all called me. That really hurts.”
The comedian also noted the 1,000 bottles of lubricant, various narcotics, and three AR-15s federal agents found while raiding the rapper's Los Angeles and Miami mansions in March 2024.
“I’m 51 and I don’t think I’ve ever finished a bottle of baby oil in my life,” Chappelle joked.
“Clearly, Puff is committed to the lifestyle. A thousand bottles? Thank God they caught him before those fires — can you imagine the mushroom cloud over his house?” he wondered, referring to the ongoing wildfires that broke out in Los Angeles on January 7.